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Knights of the Old Republic

I have traced the Rebel spies to her. Now she is my only link to finding their secret base.

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The Empire Strikes Back

You're all clear, kid. Let's blow this thing and go home! Still, she's got a lot of spirit. I don't know, what do you think?

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The Rebel Force

What good is a reward if you ain't around to use it? Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage.

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The Sith Lords

Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Look, I can take you as far as Anchorhead. You can get a transport there to Mos Eisley or wherever you're going.

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Duffman can't breathe! OH NO! Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.

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Bart the Daredevil

I've done everything the Bible says; even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

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Natural Born Kissers

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. D'oh. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

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Hurricane Neddy

And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Dad didn't leave; When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Thank you, steal again.

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