And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! Thank you, steal again. Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! Dear Mr. President, There are too many states nowadays. Please, eliminate three. P.S. I am not a crackpot. Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
Homer: Bad Man
I hope I didn't brain my damage. Jesus must be spinning in his grave! A lifetime of working with nuclear power has left me with a healthy green glow…and left me as impotent as a Nevada boxing commissioner. Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!
- Ahoy hoy?
- Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie.
I'll keep it short and sweet — Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. Fire can be our friend; whether it's toasting marshmallows or raining down on Charlie. Bart, with $10,000 we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love! I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die. I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power…like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
Last Exit to Springfield
Ahoy hoy? I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes! Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is… Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing? Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos.
- Stan Lee never left. I'm afraid his mind is no longer in mint condition.
- I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.
Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Oh, so they have Internet on computers now! When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.