Natural Born Kissers

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. D'oh. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

Natural Born Kissers

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get. D'oh. Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!

Natural Born Kissers

Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! I hope I didn't brain my damage. When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! Get ready, skanks! It's time for the truth train! Ahoy hoy?

  • Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!
  • He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!
  • I've done everything the Bible says — even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!

Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk

I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets, with all my criminal buddies. Dad didn't leave… When he comes back from the store, he's going to wave those pop-tarts right in your face! I hope I didn't brain my damage. Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. And now, in the spirit of the season: start shopping. And for every dollar of Krusty merchandise you buy, I will be nice to a sick kid. For legal purposes, sick kids may include hookers with a cold. He didn't give you gay, did he? Did he?!

Marge vs. Monorail

Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours. Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people. I can't go to juvie. They use guys like me as currency.

  1. Slow down, Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours.
  2. Human contact: the final frontier.
  3. Thank you, steal again.
Duffless

Oh, a *sarcasm* detector. Oh, that's a *really* useful invention! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry? Oh, so they have Internet on computers now!